The “How To” Show: How to Speak in Tongues (Ep. 9)

Have you ever wanted to babble in foreign languages you don’t speak that also totally aren’t even foreign languages, but just weird gibberish, but didn’t know how?

The “How To” Show is here to help.

12 Days of Christmas Special – The Whole Honkin’ Special

Ep 1: High Church Christmas
Ep 2: Low Church Christmas
Ep 3: Wisconsin Synod Christmas
Ep 4: Sectarian Lutheran Christmas
Ep 5: Jehovah’s Witness Christmas
Ep 6: Mormon Christmas
Ep 7: Calvinist Christmas
Ep 8: Arminian Christmas
Ep 9: Papist Christmas
Ep 10: Legalistic “Keep Christ in Christmas Guy Christmas”
Ep 11: Bart Ehrman Christmas
Ep 12: ????????

The “How To” Show: How To Be a Biblical Scholar (Ep. 8)

Have you ever wanted to be one of those super smart guys who makes a career out of analyzing a Book you totally don’t believe in the first place but didn’t know how?

P.S. Yes, I now realize that I spelled “alma mater” wrong. But I’m not going to fix it because I’m lazy. So phbbbbbbbbbbbt.

The “How To” Show is here to help.

The “How To” Show: How To Have an Official Position (Ep. 7)

Have you ever wanted to know what to teach about an issue of controversy that really shouldn’t be an issue of controversy but don’t know how?

The “How To” show is here to help.

The “How To” Show: How To Be Controversial Finished Version (Ep. 5)

Have you ever wanted to be really controversial by saying things that are way less Nutso McCrazyface than what everyone else is saying but didn’t know how?

The “How To” Show is here to help.

The “How To” Show: How To Start a Cult (Ep. 6)

Have you ever wanted to start your own super awesome sect of kookery but didn’t know how?
The “How To” Show is here to help

The “How To” Show: How To Be An Awesome Lutheran Father (Ep. 4)

In honor of all those Lutheran papas who made sure we got out of bed on Sunday morning, who taught us to pray, and who didn’t let our mothers bear the burden of raising us in the faith all by themselves.

 

The “How To” Show: How To Be An Awesome Lutheran Father (Ep. 4) (mp4) (right-click to download)

The “How To” Show: How to Be Arrogant (Ep. 3)

Have you ever wanted to be one of those super-egotistical-totally-knowing-the-unknowable-mind-of-God people but didn’t know how?

The “How To” Show is here to help.

 

The “How To” Show: How to Be Arrogant (Ep. 3) (mp4) (right-click to download)

The “How To” Show: How to Be Really Terrible at Interpreting the Bible (Episode 2)

Have you ever wanted to lord your own personal theology over the theology of the Scriptures but didn’t know how?

The “How To” Show is here to help.

The “How To” Show: How to Be Really Terrible at Interpreting the Bible (Episode 2) (mp4) (right-click to download)

The “How To” Show: How to Argue Like a Theological Liberal (Episode One)

Have you ever wanted to refute those nasty, oppressive Christian traditionalists but didn’t know how to do it?

The “How To” Show is here to help.

The “How To” Show: How to Argue Like a Theological Liberal (Episode One) (mp4) (right-click to download)